Think your budget is just too small to afford your very own personal security guard?
Think again!
The Home Guard is here to save the day – or at least the door!
The Home Guard is your first line of defense for fighting enemies on the home front, as long as those enemies are doors. When your Home Guard soldier reports for duty, all will be quiet on the home front…door. This green resin soldier will steadfastly guard his post and withstand the swings of every combative door for as long as it takes to keep you and your family safe from the scourge of slamming.
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